April 29, 2010

Hooray!

My XBox has returned! And, much to my surprise, the repair was under warranty! Free but for the cost of mailing the fucker to them! So I got a repaired game system for about $10 and a couple of weeks. I give Microsoft a lot of shit for being a shitty company, but as of right now, I'm pretty well please with them.

Just the XBox part though. Their software still sucks.

March 9, 2010

The following is an accurate portrayal of my past few days...

hack hack cough cough wheeze... sniffle... sniffle... sniff-blow nose... hack hack... check for fever... cough cough cough COUGH augh bletch... sniff... sniff... SNIFF... sniff sigh blow nose... sniff cough sniff hack sniff cough while blowing nose... yuck.

The moral of todays post is: if I take care of my sick parents they infect me with the plague.

This brain addled post brought to you by me on no cold medication whatsoever.

February 16, 2010

The Car Saga

After the pair of snow storms here (Stormageddon, and Stormageddon II: The Omen) I was very pleased to have finally gotten my first snow days with this company ever. I dug my car out carefully and completely, ready for work on Friday. So, on Friday, of course, my car wouldn't start. I had to call out, which was bad considering how much work I had to do (and still do), but my choices were limited. After much help from my father, we decided a new battery might help. One battery later, no, that didn't help. Without other options, it was time to get my car towed. Many calls later I had a potential tow in the morning, so I went to sleep at least confident that my car would be on its way soon. Next morning, many hours late, I called the tow company only to find that they had forgotten me and couldn't reschedule till Sunday. Fuckbeans. Many towing companies later, I finally found one that would tow me that day. That finally taken care of, I went to rent a car. All the rental places were closed! Great. Thankfully the online app was still up, so I was able to schedule a rental for Monday morning. So when I woke up, ready to be picked up, the tagline of the damn company, they said they wouldn't be able to pick me up for an hour at best. Given limited choices, I walked my ass to the stupid rental place. I got my car, little more than an engine and CD player with wheels in my mind, and after taking the full insurance option, I went to work. More snow this morning, no big deal, till I was nearly in an accident when I discovered that the car had no ABS or traction control. Brilliant! Now I am almost afraid to leave work in my many dollar a day deathtrap. Thank Christ my car is fixed. I just have to figure out how to get my damn car back before my rental gets me killed.

February 2, 2010

I has a girlfriend now

I believe the subject doth eloquently get my point across. I am happy to say that things seem to be going well so far. Don't worry, there's plenty of time for things to go down in flames yet.

I has a girlfriend now

I believe the subject doth eloquently get my point across. I am happy to say that things seem to be going well so far. Don't worry, there's plenty of time for things to go down in flames yet.

January 8, 2010

I am... Batman!

Or so I am told by one of my morning meeting cohorts. Apparently when I whisked myself down a flight of stairs in front of her my trench coat billowed out behind me and it looked cool enough that she had to comment. Which is funny since normally people view my trench as creepy or at least offputting. So, for today anyway... I'm BATMAN!

January 5, 2010

the inevitable

Since everything known to man was blocked by those ... people I now work for this blog has seen littie love. However, all dumb things can be overcome with the appropriate application of high explosives. In this case it was more the application of my new phone, the DROID. This phone rules. You can keep your iPhones, the DROID is heavy, sleek black, the equivalent of several old mainframe computers, and not an Apple product. Also, it's finally a return to a phone that does absolutely everything I want and several things I actually like as bonuses. There's also stuff I probably won't use, like the Facebook app, but better to have everything and more than to find it lacking. The Internet is once again my friend. I may even post here again from time to time...